TMZ reports that Shaquille O’Neal has added yet another accolade to his illustrious mantle: A Kobe Bryant dis rap joins his repertoire of four hip-hop records, a string of feature films, and one god-awful video game. Oh, and four NBA championships.
The hook, as Shaq reminds us for half of the 2-minute clip, is “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes.” Our guess is something like that fluorescent Gatorade-sweat fluid that oozes out of players in the commercials. But the song’s not half bad. We like the line:
Ain’ t nobody in the world do it bigger than me
That’s like a white boy trying to be more nigga than me
Though we wonder who wrote it. Word is, Diddy has some pretty good ghostwriters in his Rolodex, so maybe Shaq called up his famous neighbor for a hand.
We could tell you more, about how Shaq Diesel went platinum (!) and reference that “shit is real” line from Notorious B.I.G.’s “Gimme the Loot,” why waste words? Video of the Kobe dis — and that music video with the giant cellphone — after the jump.
Mouthful of ass:
Mouthful of cellphone: